Tuesday, June 29, 2010

church humour

Little Jimmy was in church on Sunday when the wine and wafers were passed round. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to take part in the Holy Communion.
Later, the offering bag came by and stopped in front of him. His mother leaned over and tried to coax the dollar coin out of his clenched fist.
He shouted, "if i can't eat, i won't pay"!